I am a masculine man, tall and muscular and with facial hair. I was raised by in a very strict Catholic family in the very conservative town of Bucksnort, Idaho. I was a Marine and boxer and once broke a pitbull's jaw when he attacked my little kitty-cat. I like to frequent Irish bars and let people punch me while I drink. I am fond of female oatmeal wrestling. But last night I had this dream that's got me scared. In the dream I awake in the middle of the night to smoke a cig and that Tac...